1957 VS. 2007- A MUST READ! - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

User Tag List

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 05:37 AM Thread Starter
Stupidity pisses me off

 
sevenmalards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: West Sacramento
Posts: 3,823
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6 Post(s)
Thanks: 10
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
1957 VS. 2007- A MUST READ!

SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.



Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.



Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.



Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario : Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die! .

2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

2006 F350 CREW CAB LONG BED KING RANCH

99.5 F350 Super Cab Long Bed, Dually.
SOLD




facebook.com/sactownbumcrew



Quote:
Originally Posted by SMKSTAX View Post
You are not right man, but i still think your funny as hell!
sevenmalards is offline  
post #2 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 05:40 AM
Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ponca City, Okla
Posts: 1,089
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via MSN to Blue01F250 Send a message via Yahoo to Blue01F250
so true
Blue01F250 is offline  
post #3 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 05:43 AM
HardLuck Case of the Year
 
Ditty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Catonsville, MD
Posts: 3,541
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Ditty Send a message via Yahoo to Ditty
Those are about the truest words ever spoken, or written.


DITTY

Brisco:-White 2000 F-350 PSD CrewCab/SRW/LongBed/4x4/6spd Manual/HUGE Powerstroke.Org Vinals!

Favorite Mods: Baby-seat mod/Girlfriend delete/6pos on Xtreme!

Repairs since bought: both batteries/alternator/3 transmissions/4 clutches/entire front axle/new steering stabilizer/power steering pump

Still broken: cracked windshield/all glowplugs/glowplug relay/4WD still out/trailer harness no power

Current Best: 16.149@84.13MPH (Est.7800lbs)
Ditty is offline  
post #4 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 05:47 AM
Don't mind me



 
westcoaststrokin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Silverdale, WA
Posts: 27,592
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Thanks: 6
Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via Skype™ to westcoaststrokin
To true and to sad. I remember bringing my rifle to scholl during hunting season. No big deal.

Josh

04 F350 CC SB DRW IT HAS SOME STUFF

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it." House M.D.
westcoaststrokin is offline  
post #5 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 06:08 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
jblagg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Alvin, TX
Posts: 828
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
yep it isnt like it used to be and that is bad. and we wonder what is wrong with the people of this world now days

03 F350 PSD
7.3 AUTO
EXT. CAB,
LWB, FX4
jblagg is offline  
post #6 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 06:10 AM Thread Starter
Stupidity pisses me off

 
sevenmalards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: West Sacramento
Posts: 3,823
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6 Post(s)
Thanks: 10
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by jblagg View Post
yep it isnt like it used to be and that is bad. and we wonder what is wrong with the people of this world now days
I don't know what happened to this country. When I see a kid missbehaving I ALWAYS say to my wife, "just needs a rap on the beater"!
But give him meds instead??????

2006 F350 CREW CAB LONG BED KING RANCH

99.5 F350 Super Cab Long Bed, Dually.
SOLD




facebook.com/sactownbumcrew



Quote:
Originally Posted by SMKSTAX View Post
You are not right man, but i still think your funny as hell!
sevenmalards is offline  
post #7 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 06:18 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
460+'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Liberty,In
Posts: 767
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
That is so true. Me and my friends used to go hunting after school all the time, always something behind the seat to hunt with.

99 F350 4x4 dually
7.3 w/K&N af
4" exh into 6" Aussies stacks
4"lift &35" tires
CC mod HP crossover line
Beans stage II 120hp injectors
D66 turbo
ITP regulated return
reburn on TS= 25,high idle,60,100,120,140hp
updated ecm (2000 model)
Dyno#'s 360hp and 965 ft lbs trq
460+ is offline  
post #8 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 06:24 AM
HardLuck Case of the Year
 
Ditty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Catonsville, MD
Posts: 3,541
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Ditty Send a message via Yahoo to Ditty
You know...thinking about it. I used to goto school with a shotgun in my back window b/c my dad and I would shoot the water mokosans in our tank at night, the gun would go back into the gun rack in the window, and I always had a loaded shell or two in my letter jacket. I got a little nervous one day when the drug/gun dog alerted on me at school. I started double checking my pockets in the mornings!!!!


DITTY

Brisco:-White 2000 F-350 PSD CrewCab/SRW/LongBed/4x4/6spd Manual/HUGE Powerstroke.Org Vinals!

Favorite Mods: Baby-seat mod/Girlfriend delete/6pos on Xtreme!

Repairs since bought: both batteries/alternator/3 transmissions/4 clutches/entire front axle/new steering stabilizer/power steering pump

Still broken: cracked windshield/all glowplugs/glowplug relay/4WD still out/trailer harness no power

Current Best: 16.149@84.13MPH (Est.7800lbs)
Ditty is offline  
post #9 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 06:36 AM
ADMIN AND TECH


 
SCUFFY828's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: winston salem north carolina
Posts: 9,304
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
you know as bad as that is , give it another fifty years and see what happens

SCUFFY828@POWERSTROKE.ORG
ITS STOCK
SCUFFY828 is offline  
post #10 of 10 Old 10-27-2007, 07:03 AM
Turnin' JP8 into noise!
 
duck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Fort Bliss, TX
Posts: 409
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
I remember having my hunting rifle in my truck at school even as late as 1997. I also remember getting the paddle at school in the mid-late 80's. Seems like the biggest changes have happened in the past 10 years. (Downhill slide began when Hilary took office the first time).

06 F350 Harley Edition
Crew Cab Long Box
Auto Meter Ultra-Lite Gauges
MBRP T304 SS 4" Turbo Back
AFE Stage II intake
Zoodad
Fluidampr
B&W Turnover Gooseneck Hitch
Xtang Revolution Tonneau Cover
Line-X w/ removable Carpet Bed Kit
2.5" Leveling Kit
BFG A/T KO 285/65/20R
Recon Smoked Cab and Tail Lights


If you ain't CAV, you ain't sh&#!!!
duck is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome