Splinters in her crotch

***rum4*** · #1 (**permalink**) 10-03-2012, 02:45 PM

Splinters in her crotch

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and
an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a
local ER to see a doctor .

She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter
and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her
story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining
room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three
hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a
waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned
you down."