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Old 10-18-2007, 09:11 AM
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Medicare Sex

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A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have the intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here
for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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Old 10-18-2007, 09:16 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 10-18-2007, 09:25 AM
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Old 10-18-2007, 10:30 AM
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Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....
 

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Old 10-24-2007, 07:40 AM
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LMAO
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:14 AM
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That one is funny.. and all too sad!!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:18 PM
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good one
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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thanks for the good laugh!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:22 PM
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that was purty good!!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:24 PM
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thats a smart old man!!
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