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post #1 of 128 Old 10-17-2007, 11:30 PM Thread Starter
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The Oxymoron game!

Okay this should be a little fun....we hear words every day that just don't go together. So let's see some of your favorite, errr, least favorite oxymorons! If you don't know what an oxymoron is, just think of jumbo shrimp, or microsoft works, or almost done.....you should get the picture.

One oxymoron I enjoy laughing at is: Banks Power.

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post #2 of 128 Old 10-17-2007, 11:38 PM
im fat and ugly


 
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hahahahahaha that right there is way past funny

good one adam

how about

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chevy like a rock

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Dang, that's a great one!!! LMAO!

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haha i no it just came to me.

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why dont you take dat der hamgumber out the freezer and "un-thaw" it. (wouldnt that be freezing it?)



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Good one! Another version is......DE-THAW

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thats a good one

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