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post #1 of 3 Old 10-15-2007, 05:23 AM Thread Starter
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Boodro's Pet Shop

One day a precious little 5-year old girl walks into Boodro's Pet Shop and asks,

" Excusthe me thur, you haff any widdle wabbits?"

As Boodro's heart melts, he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks,

"Mais, do you want a widdle white wabbit or a
thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or, maybe one like
dat cute widdle bwown wabbit over dare?"

The little girl, in turn, on her heels...
puts her hands on her knees...motions with her finger for
Boodro to come closer to her...and whispers,

" Mistha Boodwo, I don't tink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit!"

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nice joke very funny ! ! !

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yeah allot of pet shops make you sign a waiver promising you wont use mice, gerbels, rabits etc as feeders. so you sign the sheet and do it any ways.

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