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Old 10-13-2007, 05:09 AM
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance...
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Old 10-13-2007, 05:14 AM
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ha

thats funny right there!
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Old 10-13-2007, 05:51 AM
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thats a good one
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Old 10-13-2007, 05:52 AM
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Good one BC, good one!!
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very funny- ill have to remember that one
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