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Old 07-24-2012, 06:10 PM
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50 years of marriage

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems
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Pretty damn funny because its true!
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:15 PM
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dee004, congrats , learning all that now !!! just celebrated 15 years ,up in your neck of the woods (dryden ,ont) where the scene of the crime happened!!!
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