My Next Life...

MustangInfinity8 · #1 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:04 PM

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for high school : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case

**stump0331** · #2 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:06 PM

hahahahahaha

good one

westcoaststrokin · #3 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:07 PM

LMFAO

**ponyboy** · #4 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:08 PM

Nice.

**Banshee34** · #5 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:13 PM

NIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!

**MrJohnWayne** · #6 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:53 PM

Hahaha

Another good one. Where do you get all these?

**ABOBB** · #7 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 03:49 PM

That ones funny Crystal.. I like it... and I agree.. I wanna do that too!!!

Colotow · #8 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 04:03 PM

i must have figured this out without knowing it, started working on a dairy farm in vermont in 4th grade, now i'm doing next to nothing, getting paid, and displaying absolutely no willpower what-so-ever, buying every toy i want.....

makes young (old?) age something to look forward to after all

now, someday, i'm going to need to grow up and get a real job.