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post #1 of 11 Old 10-09-2007, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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My Next Life...

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:


You start out dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.


Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for high school : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then...


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...


You finish off as an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!


I rest my case

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post #2 of 11 Old 10-09-2007, 02:06 PM
im fat and ugly


 
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hahahahahaha

good one

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post #3 of 11 Old 10-09-2007, 02:07 PM
Don't mind me



 
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LMFAO

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NIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!

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post #6 of 11 Old 10-09-2007, 02:53 PM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 
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Hahaha Another good one. Where do you get all these?

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post #7 of 11 Old 10-09-2007, 03:49 PM
Is it even worth it???



 
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That ones funny Crystal.. I like it... and I agree.. I wanna do that too!!!

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i must have figured this out without knowing it, started working on a dairy farm in vermont in 4th grade, now i'm doing next to nothing, getting paid, and displaying absolutely no willpower what-so-ever, buying every toy i want.....

makes young (old?) age something to look forward to after all

now, someday, i'm going to need to grow up and get a real job.

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Hahaha Another good one. Where do you get all these?
It's classified Big Pimpin...
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hahahah -- wow -- I shoulda read this sooner
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