A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At eight, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was nine, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex and get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Skip Renegade--Outlaw or Rebel--Person who resists authority.
2003 F250XLT CrewCab Long Bed 4X4 6.0L, Auto,
Bully Dog Triple Dog, ZooDad Mod, Bully Dog Air Intake, 4" Turbo Back Str8 Thru Exhaust, 5"Dual Stacks, Magellan Maestro 3100 GPS, A/R Black Fuel Wheels, AriAlu Bumper
Waiting to Install:
Bully Dog Outlook Monitor, Qaud Gauge Pillar Pod, Gauges, 2" Leveling Kit,
Upgraded Stereo System, New Paint Scheme, Graphics