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Old 07-01-2012, 06:41 AM
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Celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.


While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."


He then addressed the men, 'Can you name your wife's favourite flower?'


I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,


'Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.

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Old 07-16-2012, 06:43 PM
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rofl nice
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Old 07-16-2012, 06:52 PM
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Old 07-16-2012, 06:54 PM
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Hahaha very good
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