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post #1 of 7 Old 06-21-2012, 07:10 PM Thread Starter
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Strip down facing me

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

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You think that's funny I would have had to ask her to repete it a few times & look at her funny due to bad hearing!!!

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You need to start paying cash

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