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Joke for all who showed me love...and everyone else to...

So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It doesn't take long and soon the 3rd customer walks in.
The owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. “You're the 3rd person to enter my bar and I'm going to name it after you.”

“Okay,” she says, “my name is Jill.”

The owner looks her over and says, “I like your legs so I'm going to name the bar 'Jill's Legs'”

The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop askes him what he's doing. He answers, “Waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a drink!”
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I'll drink to that!

lmao, I bet you will hooker... lol
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I'll drink to that!
Hey, how did you link your myspace to your org signature... I want to do the same with mine...
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Hahaha - I need to show this to my wife....

umm.. her name is Jill
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Hey, how did you link your myspace to your org signature... I want to do the same with mine...
copy and paste the link in your SIG area.

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dayum, dayyuumm, ddaayyuuummmmmmmm

hahaha funny!

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