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post #1 of 4 Old 05-25-2012, 02:33 PM Thread Starter
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BBQ Rules for the Weekend

BBQ Rules
We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months, therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill-beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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LOL. I will just do the extra 10 minutes of work and grill it myself. That being said, if it can't be cooked on the grill, then it doesn't need to be served (ie. forget the salad; vegetables and desert better be able to be cooked on the grill).
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I totally agree with pickup girl. Let the men stay lounging wherever...I'm firing up the grill. If it can't be grilled it doesn't need to be eaten!

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Her cotton picking little fingers have no reason to be anywhere near the meat

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