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post #1 of 3 Old 09-26-2007, 08:58 AM Thread Starter
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"The Pasta Diet"

[The Pasta Diet and Your Health



ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and da fridge.

You will lose weight!

And...

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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post #2 of 3 Old 09-26-2007, 09:26 AM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 
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haha

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post #3 of 3 Old 09-26-2007, 09:31 AM
im fat and ugly


 
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haha thats good

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