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post #1 of 6 Old 09-24-2007, 05:57 AM Thread Starter
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Monday's Joke...

Fifty-Dollar Bet

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his "member" in the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed.
“But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.
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ROFLMAO (in class too)

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ROFLMAO (in class too)
Thank you, Julian didn't get it... go figure... lol, I still love you Puffin...
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HAHAHAHAH wow!!! mwaaahahaha
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post #5 of 6 Old 09-24-2007, 05:34 PM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 
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lmao... that is peerrrtyy good! LOL

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