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post #1 of 11 Old 02-07-2012, 09:10 AM Thread Starter
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Coffee Hurts............

Got this one from my Mom.



COFFEE HURTS


I was eating lunch on the 20th of February last year with my 6-year-old

granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"


She said "It's President's Day!"


She is a smart kid. So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I

was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.


She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the

White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of

unemployment."


You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose….


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Lets hope for no shadow....really no obama either

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