Chicago Girls

[wetco416]

Marrying A Chicago Girl


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were done.


The second man had married a woman from Florida .
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Chicago .
He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper

[stump0331]

haha hell yeah thats a northern joke all day!!!

[Rob]

man that is a good one!!! im still laughin!!!!!

[DIESEL RACER]

good one!!

[bigcountrysg]

Originally Posted by stump0331

haha hell yeah thats a northern joke all day!!!

No No No that joke is all Illinois. My wife has no problem cleaning the house, doing dishes, laundry, but she will not get on the law tractor to cut the grass.

[Diesel Freak]

Rite There!!!!
Glad to have married a Virginian!!

[vitalidle]

HaHaHa yeah got to be the cold weather that makes them tuff

[Evil Eye]

How did I get stuck with a woman from Chicago???

[Big AL]

I'm just glad I have one of them "Southern Belles" . She'll tackle almost any job that she's physically capable of (this includes tree-trimming, bush-hogging, weed eating, using power tools - especially jig-saw). Kinda' scares me sometimes.

[SMKSTAX]

HaHa that's funny!! Luckily my wife's like Big Al's wife. Does everything around the house if needed.