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post #1 of 6 Old 09-12-2007, 09:49 AM Thread Starter
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WORK

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer ( WORK ). If you

receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK , put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

If this doesn't work........

With a follow-up e-mail from a customer I was informed:

I've been infected..........I've tried the antidote, it works for a while but some how the virus creeps back into my system. I heard of another fail safe antidote unfortunatly it's difficult to obtain. Only 1 in 989 million people have the opotunity to get their hands on this one... It's called WPB - WINNING POWERBALL NUMBERS

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hahaha - noooo kidding! Amen sister!
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I am working on WPB right now

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Stump must get work alot. Because he uses beer alot.


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hahaha good one!!!

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hahaha I wish I could find the antidote!

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