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a couple of Hillary stories
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary says, "No problem. I'll send you there in my private jet. Bill and I have a condo in Maui and it's all yours for 3 weeks."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's," Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a plug in for my Ipod so I can listen to music when I travel down the sidewalks."
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says, "When my dad finds out I saved you from drowning he'll kick my butt so hard I won't be able to walk for at least a year!!!"
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth.
Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering 30 years."
They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
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