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Old 09-11-2007, 02:38 PM
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your @$$ didn't it?”
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:47 PM
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That dosn't sound like a smart man! He is gonna be investing in alot of personnel lube. LMAO
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LOL yea It was funny thoughj
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That dosn't sound like a smart man! He is gonna be investing in alot of personnel lube. LMAO


LMAO
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:47 PM
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:09 AM
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But the end of the story goes:

Funeral services will be held next Saturday, it will be a closed casket.

Ken....
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I love that joke
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:12 AM
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I hope that guy has a dog house. Because he is going to need it for awhile.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:15 AM
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How about a couch in a dog house.
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