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Rednecks in the Ghetto
There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .
. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."
. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.
. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."
Submitted by Ripping Rich.
. . . somebody farts and the cops come. (from Stormshopper)
. . . he has a hitching post and a bail of hay in front of apartment B. (from LolJameslol)
. . . you've got a deer crossin' sign on your door. (from Teen8784)
. . . he starts his pickup truck and people think they are getting shot at. (from Rdjj273)
. . . they come in on a carriage and two horses. (from Bladingmonkey20)
. . . he see's a black man running from the cops and hollers, "Cledus get in the truck!" (from Chevyredneck83)
. . . he keeps his food stamps in a money clip. (from DancerinVegas)
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