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Rednek and his dog :D
> > On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied
> > the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold
> > beer.
> > About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
> > owned the dog tied under the tree.
> > The redneck said that it was his.
> > The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
> > The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I got
> > 'ER tied unner the shade tree."
> > The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be
> > bred.
> > "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry,
> > kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."
> > Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
> > understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
> > The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I
> > always wanted a police dog!"
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