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Old 09-11-2007, 08:37 AM
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Subject: Virgin Couple



A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"
he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I promise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting , juss anyting you want.
You juss ask...so... Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced
and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I
have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:46 AM
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hory frauk!!
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:59 AM
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Dats frunny!
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:03 AM
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hahaha, im rollin
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:09 AM
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i thought number 69 was shrim fri rice
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:19 AM
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hahahah...
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:04 PM
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i thought number 69 was shrim fri rice
I taut it wer Coon pow shicken
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:07 PM
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Does dat come wid bockoly?
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:20 PM
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OMFG y'all juat ain't right!! Besides....that is fish sushi with egg roll...lol
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