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Subject: Virgin Couple



A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"
he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I promise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting , juss anyting you want.
You juss ask...so... Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced
and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I
have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"
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Dats frunny!

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hahaha, im rollin
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i thought number 69 was shrim fri rice

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i thought number 69 was shrim fri rice
I taut it wer Coon pow shicken
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Does dat come wid bockoly?

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OMFG y'all juat ain't right!! Besides....that is fish sushi with egg roll...lol

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