This is my OWN list, hope no one takes offense I thought they were funny!
If you identify with most of that list!
If you cannot go to fourth grade because your daddy is still there!
If you get sent home from second grade for not shaving!
If your idea if fun is dumping coal on your fellow commuters!
If your idea of an economy car is a BIG, LOUD, SMOKING A$$ Truck!
If you park said truck on top of your neighbors toyota because mower was in your spot!
If you belong to a whole website full of backsward A$$ hillbilly, country redneck, N#T Scratching, BUBBA's that is dedicated to BIG,LOUD,SMOKEY A$$ trucks.
If your dogs name is dog, but it is a three syllable name.
If you answer Willie Nelson when asked who your favorite classical singer is!
If you have ever used a garden hose to clean the inside of your truck!
If you yell at your wife for leaving dirty dishes in the sink, and now you have no where to P33!
If you give your kids money for helping around the house, and steal it back at night!
If you are a two truck family!
If you wash your hands and find some missing gloves!
If you rate your friendships by who serves the best beer!
If you think ADD is a new FANCY type of math!
If you would like new underwear, socks and toilet paper, but you are saving for a new mod on your rig!
If you can list all of your rigs mods, but forget your own birthday!
If your friend asks "hows that woman of yours" and your reply is "Good, She just had an oil change, and routine maintenance last week"
If you think "Down on all fours" is 4Lo!
If you brag about having 4" with a 5" tip!
If you BRAG about 6" of lift!
If the "You might be a redneck IF" Jokes are more of an autobiography than a joke!
that is all for now!!! Enjoy!