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Old 09-08-2007, 04:54 PM
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man sense!

This was written by a guy...
Have a sense of humor !

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.


FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that *****
knows I'm smarter than her.
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Old 09-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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HaHaHa well worth not getting lucky
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:07 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome!
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:12 PM
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Well played!
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:17 PM
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Old one but a good one I always laugh when I read that.
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:10 PM
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That was awesome.Even my fiance thought it was funny
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:13 PM
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I GIVE YOU AN ADABOY FOR TELL'N IT THEN POSTIN IT!!
ANY CHANCE SHE KNOWS ABOUT THIS
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:43 PM
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Thats f'ing great!!!! Gotta remember that one
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