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Old 09-06-2007, 08:01 PM
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Sipping Vodka

SIPPING VODKA

This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding.
It's funny (don't break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1)Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3)There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.

6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:03 PM
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I'm actually laughing out loud at work!
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:05 PM
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i couldnt resist.... an actual funny forward that was in my inbox this evening
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:20 PM
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Very creative!
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:24 PM
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Very Funny LMAO
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:49 PM
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I have heard that one before, but it is always funny
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:02 PM
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now that is funny. I am gonna send that to a freind that is a minister. He should get a good kick outta that.
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:13 PM
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ha ha.... i would assume anyone would get a kick out of that....
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:18 PM
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I've seen that before a long time ago... Still makes me laugh!
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Old 09-07-2007, 05:18 AM
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LOL That's a good one
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