Car Acronyms

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Car Acronyms

ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:
Big Mormon Wagon
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
**** Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG: Money Guzzler

MGB: Might Go Backwards

MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears ***-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless

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AMC

All Makes of Cars
American Made Cr*p
A Mini Can

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing

BENZ

Because Engineers (k)Now Zen

BMW

Babbling Mechanical Wench
Bad Man Wagon
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Because Mom's Wealthy
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Black Man's Wish
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Brakes Might Work
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Bring Many Wrenches
Bring Mechanic's Wrench
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Buy More Weed

BUICK

Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker

CADILLAC

Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CAMARO

Can't Americans Make A Real One?

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time

CHEVY

Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard

CORVETTE

Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly

DODGE

Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
**** Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

EDSEL

Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FERRARI

Fanatieke Egoistische Rakkers Rijden Allemaal Rasechte Italianen

FIAT

Failed In A Tunnel
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Flats In All Tires
Flying In A Tupolev
Found In A Trench
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation

FORD

Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
****ed On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
****! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run Down
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
****ing Overridden Ratty Dyke
****in Old Rusty Dodge
****ed Out of Real Driving
****in off-road destroyer
****er Only Runs Downhill

Fabrication Ordinaire, Réparation Difiçile

FORD-GT

****ed-up Over Rebuilt Dodge Glued Together

GEO

Generally Engine's/Everything's Obsolete
Grease Everywhere, Overnight

GM

General Maintenance
Goddarned Mess

GMC

Generally Mechanically Challenged
Garage Man's Companion
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
God's Mechanical Curse
Got More Cr*p
Got Maintenance Coming
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
Great malfunctioning crate

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Another.
Heifers Only Need 'Dis Automobile
Hunk Of Nasty Dung, Always

HYUNDAI

Here, You're Underpowered - Needs Daily Assistance Inside
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

IROC

I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out Cruising

JEEP

Jalopy. Everyone Excessively Pricy
Jumps Everything Except Pumps
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Eats Every Part
Just Every Essential Part

LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

LTD

Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long, Thin Dumpster
Long Time Driving
Lousy Trash, Dammit!

MAZDA

Made A Zipperhead Dough Again
Miles At Zero, Dead Anyway
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MB

Mechanics Beware
Money Bleeder
Made Beautiful

MERCEDES

Making Engineered Race Cars; Every Day Extreme Speed
Mechanially Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight
Most Every Road Car Engineered During Electrical Storm
Most Every Road Car Easily Diesels Every Sunday
Marketing Executives Rarely Cease, Eating Dough Each Sale
Making Executives Real Classy Even Dumb Ego'ed Salesmen
May Eat Real Cash, Ever Dreading Evil Salesmen

MERCEDES-BENZ

Masterfully Engineered, Rarely Crash, Every Day E's Speed Because Engineers Need Zip!

MG

Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged

MINIVAN

Manhood Is Not Intact, Vasectomized And Neutered

MITSUBISHI

Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

MOPAR

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Parts Assembled Randomly
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG

Messed Up **** That Ain't No Good

NISSAN

Needs Improved Safety System At Night
Na iedere start snel alles nakijken

OLDS

Old Lemons Dying Slowly
One Leak, Dead Starter

OLDSMOBILE

Old Laggards Driving Slowly, Miffing Owners (of) Beemers, Isuzus, Lexuses, Eagles.
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

OPEL

Ousted Problematic Export Leaker

PEUGEOT

Probeer Eens Uw Geluk En Ondervind Trammelant

PINTO

Paid Inspector Nicely to overlook
Please, Invest Nothing To Operate
Put In Nickel To Operate
Put In New Trans Often

PLYMOUTH

Please Leave Your Mechanic Out Under The Hood
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood

PONTIAC

Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

PORSCHE

Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Piece Of Rotten, Steaming, Creamy Hot Excrement
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
Proudly Own Real Sports Car, However, Expensive
Engine Heats up, Car Stops Running, Over Priced (backwards)

PROBE

Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Probably Runs On Belching Engines

RENAULT

Rampspoed En Narigheid Achtervolgen U Lange Tijd

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Something An ******* Bought
Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best

SUBARU

Stupid Useless ***** *** Rusted Unit
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus

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TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Too Old Yuppies Own This Automobile
Towed Often, Yearly Over-running Triple A

TRANS AM

This Really Aint Nothing So Amazing Mister

VIPER

Various Intoxicating Pills Eliminate Racers
Very Important Persons Exterminated Rapidly
Very Inconspicuous - Police Earn Rewards

VOLVO

Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volgende Onderdeel Ligt Verder Op

VOLKSWAGEN

Vehicle Obsolete Leaving Kraut Showroom With A Ghastly Engine (k)Nock
Vehicle Of Loser Krauts Some Wacky Austrian Guy Endorsed Nationally

VW

Vain Woman
Valuable wagon
Very Wonderful
Very Wanted
Virtually Worthless
Virulent Wheels
Voodoo Witch
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

YUGO

Your Ugly Gay Oldsmobile
Your Uncle Goes Out
Yugoslavian Ugly Goat Oil

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sweet that is

[Big AL]

Wow - that's a lot of them.
By the way, do you know what you call a 4-door Yugo?






































A We-go!

[Goose]

THAT IS GREAT LOL Anyone else got any or liek any of em

[DIESEL RACER]

CHEVROLET - Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

[najaf4life]

sorry to tell ya you never got Pontiac right.... but don't think I should put what it really means.... LOL

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P L Y M O U T H

Poor Little Yankee Must Own Used Trash Heap

[Logan]

Originally Posted by najaf4life

sorry to tell ya you never got Pontiac right.... but don't think I should put what it really means.... LOL

I know that one