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Old 11-08-2011, 09:20 AM
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$50 lesson

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, if you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.



I got this in an email today
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Old 11-08-2011, 09:26 AM
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LMFAO, love it
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:54 PM
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so true
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:49 PM
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Thats a good one, and so true!
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Old 11-12-2011, 04:22 AM
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I love that!
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:37 AM
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i'd bet they drive a prius because it's better for the enviroment than your big polluting truck too huh?
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:31 AM
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lol thats great
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:38 AM
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love it man, haha
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I like it!!
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:03 AM
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This one made me laugh
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