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Old 08-30-2007, 11:23 AM
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Ole's Date.

Ole picks up Lena at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and Lena says, "Vat a great chest you have." Ole tells her, "Dat's 100 lb. Of dynamite, baby."
Ole takes off his pants and the Lena says, "Vat massive calves you have." Ole tells her, "Dat's 100 lb. Of dynamite, baby."
Ole then removes his underwear and Lena goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
Ole puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches Up to her and asks "Vy you run out like dat?"
Lena replies, "I vas afraid to be around all dat dynamite after I saw how short the fuse vas."


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Old 09-06-2007, 12:34 AM
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oh hell heat that was funny
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:37 AM
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lol...........................
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:01 AM
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lmao!!
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Old 09-06-2007, 02:50 AM
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LMAO, that was one of the best ones i have heard!!!!
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:22 AM
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vedy nice, vedy nice
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That was funny.

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so was this...
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:29 AM
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LOL..... that is awsome.... hahahaha

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Old 09-06-2007, 09:48 AM
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funny...
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:15 AM
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Oy! Dot vas a goot yoke!
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