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Old 08-29-2007, 07:45 PM
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So two salesmanagers were on the floor, and one calls the other over and says watch this new guy! He can sell ANYTHING!
They both listen eagerly, as the salesman says to the guy, I know you got that new fishing rod, but you can't fish from shore with a new rod like that!!!
The guy agrees, and the salesman rings up a new pontoon boat. The skillful salesman then suggest that the old rusty Chevy the guy pulled up in won't haul that new boat, and shows the guy a new PSD 4x4 CC and of course that is a sale as well! The salesman wraps it all up, as the two salesmanagers in awe congratulate the rookie on his God Given gift! The second salesmanager says to him, just think that guy only came in for a fishing rod!
The salesman says, No, actually he came in for tampons for his wife, and I told him, since you ain't doing anything this weekend you might as well go fishing!!!!


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Old 08-29-2007, 07:48 PM
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Dang Right!! Good one there!!
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:00 PM
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:33 PM
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LOL You have to get out of house on those days..that is if she lets ya...
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