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post #1 of 6 Old 08-29-2007, 12:25 AM Thread Starter
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dirty text messages...

Ive been stuck on the night sift for about the last 9 months now and every now and then my girl friend gets a little lonely at the house all by her self so she sends me dirty text messages to get me all hot and bothered at work.
the other night i left my phone out on the locomotive and went inside to do some paper work. my conducter went out to the motor to get some of his things and came in holding my phone like it was a piece of dog poo. His face was about 10 shades redder than i thought posible... he handed me my phone and said im so sorry! I thought it was the work phone ringing!


by the way she spelled mouth wrong! :whistle:



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post #2 of 6 Old 08-29-2007, 12:32 AM
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Welcome to the club. I get all sorts of dirty e-mails while I'm at work from the g/f. I would get text messages, but I can't take the phone into work...Thanks Security clearance!!!!


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LMAO!!! hahaha thats awesome!


Wish my wife would do that


oh, btw - does the text message automatically pop up or something? or was he trying to read it?
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post #4 of 6 Old 08-29-2007, 02:58 AM
Is it even worth it???



 
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Oooops.... guess he got a surprise!?!?

Did you tell her what happened??

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awesome. after a lead in like that you have to tell us what was said


ditty, we cant have camera phones here

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HaHaHa I see Romance is still alive

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