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post #1 of 14 Old 08-24-2007, 08:29 PM Thread Starter
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The Three Little Pigs - True Story

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather building materials for his home. She read...."and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said...."Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?".
The teacher paused and then asked the class.... "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly.....
"I think the man would have said.... well f*** me!!... a talking pig!".
The teacher was unable to continue for 10 minutes.

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post #2 of 14 Old 08-24-2007, 08:32 PM
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thats fin hillarious

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HAHAHAHA! That was too F-in funny!!!!


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you just made my effin day. Ha

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holy fin sheeot... I'm rolling here
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wow, that was a good one!!!!!!

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i dont think it has anything to do with how the mind of 6yo works. more like what kinda language has a 6yo been exposed too.

i find nothing funny about a child using that king of language, anywhere or anytime.

no humor here, i think its sad that people get a laugh out of a child that used that kind of language and probably doesnt have a clue about what he just said.

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i think it is funny, but im that way...

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The truly sad part is that he may have. Have a sister-in-law that teaches her kids to talk that way. They don't anymore in front of Uncle Skip, his hand is awful fast.

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