Why I sacked my Secretary!

250downunder · #1 (**permalink**) 08-23-2007, 10:54 PM

This was a long time ago!
"Why I sacked my secretary!"

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small gift for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone happy birthday.
I thought..... Well, thats marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning Boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday!". It felt a little better that at least somene had rembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said "You know. it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me".
We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally went. She chose, instead, a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said "You know it's such a beautifull day.....we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we.
I responded "I guess not, what do you have in mind?". She said, let's drop by my appartment, it's just around the corner".
After arriving at her appartment, Jane turned around and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to to step into the bedroom for just a moment, I'll be right back". "OK", I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge Birthday Cake..... followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday"

And I just sat there......

On the couch......

NAKED!!

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