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post #1 of 9 Old 08-23-2007, 11:46 AM Thread Starter
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Counterfeiting Money!

A city slicker somehow goofed up when printing some bogus bills. Intending to make $100 bills he made $90 bills instead. Knowing he would never pass $90 bills in the city, he went to the Alabama backwoods to pass them. At the first country store he stopped at he asked the old man behind the counter if he could change a $90 bill. Without hesitation the old man said "Sure, would three 30's be alright..."?


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post #2 of 9 Old 08-23-2007, 11:50 AM
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No but 4 20's and a 10 will do just fine.


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heck just 4 20's and keep the 10 to keep quiet!

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haha....thats pretty good!

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Ahh man so that pile of ninetys, I just gots no good....

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Thats a good one.

That reminds me of the time that i had a cashier at a store tell me my 2 dollar bill was fake. After telling her that she wrong she called for her manager and he told her it was real and started to argue with him.

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A couple of elections back a guy named Love was running for President and printed some 22 dollar bills that looked almost genuine. I still have one and used it on a cashier that I knew well at a restaurant.

She actually started counting out change before I told her to look at that bill again..

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