Texan humor

[2006PSDSD]

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has
a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him
but missed and got me instead.

The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the chit out of Obama
again.

[azkcr]

You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rattlesnake18]

I have heard that one before, and it still makes me laugh every time!!