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post #1 of 3 Old 08-14-2011, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
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The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has
a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him
but missed and got me instead.

The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the chit out of Obama

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You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have heard that one before, and it still makes me laugh every time!!

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I'm guessing that you didn't lose nearly as much as it appeared. Spills are like that. The last beer that I spilled was like a million ounces.
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