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Old 08-14-2007, 03:56 AM
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Texas Rancher

A Texas rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring
ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened
the door.

"Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well" said the rancher, "is yer Mom here?"

"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely.
"I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe could take a message fer Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to
talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa
about that", he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know
that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I
really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:02 AM
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:14 AM
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