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Old 07-25-2011, 06:57 AM
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Race horse buyer

a midget with a hairlip finds a racehorse for sale so he goes to see it.
He tells the man selling the horse that he will have to be lifted up to see what he needs to see, the man agrees.
the midget says " furst i need ta see de eawrs"
the man lifts him up and the midget says "vewy nice vewy nice pewfect fo a wacehorse"
the midget then asks to see the eyes and the man lifts him up getting a little annoyed.
the midget says " vewy nice vewy nice pewfect eyes fo a wacehorse"
the midget says " i need to see the teef and thats all"
the man now extremely angry, lifts him up
the midget says " vewy nice vewy shawp vewy nice teef fo a wacehorse"
the man puts the midget down and the midget says " thewre is one mo fing i need to see, i would like to see hew twat"
The man now really angry says " good here ya go" lifts the horses tail and shoves the midget right in there.
The midget lands on the ground wipes his face and says " let me wephwase mysewf, i would like to see her wun awound a widdle bit."
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:39 AM
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That was pretty disgusting, but gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing!
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