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Bud Lite!

You fellas may get a chuckle out of this....(sorry gals, it is just a joke)

Bud Lite:

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home
drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.


Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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lol good one
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Wife didn't think it was funny but I did. Lol


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Holy crap, that was fuggin hilarious!!!!


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I'm guessing that you didn't lose nearly as much as it appeared. Spills are like that. The last beer that I spilled was like a million ounces.
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