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Old 08-12-2007, 03:53 PM
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Girls Night Out....

Girls Night Out...


This is sooooo something I would do...

> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
>
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = midnight.)
>
> The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I
told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one!
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:56 PM
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Is that something you would do JW Nice one.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:57 PM
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Mah Mah Mah!!!!
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:58 PM
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:01 PM
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good one
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:04 PM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 

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Is that something you would do JW Nice one.
heck no. I didnt see that earlier. I just copied and pasted........... hahah
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:11 PM
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hahahah - niiiiice!
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:13 PM
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Oh dayum!! That funny!!!!
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:11 PM
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HAHAH.... that one is amazing! hehehehe that is so funny

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