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post #1 of 5 Old 08-11-2007, 06:11 AM Thread Starter
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If my body was a car

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's
especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach
my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires


Your Actions Today, Decide Your Future Tomorrow

2005 6.0 Crew Cab Long Box Lariat, current truck

2004 6.0 destroyed by contaminated fuel

2002 7.3L burnt
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post #2 of 5 Old 08-11-2007, 10:35 AM
im fat and ugly


 
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hehehehe

2004 Excursion
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post #3 of 5 Old 08-11-2007, 10:39 AM
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lol thats good

IF CAPS ARE ON IM AT WORK I CANT TAKE THEM OFF
willypscustom cold air intake
4" exhaust straight piped
banks 6 gun
itp regulated return
dp tuner
9" lift 37" tires
agr hydro. assist steering
greddy turbo timer and greddy gauges
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and some other small mods
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post #4 of 5 Old 08-11-2007, 10:59 AM
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Thats Great
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post #5 of 5 Old 08-12-2007, 10:13 PM
I Like Smoke!!
 
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lol... that list could go on and on and on... lol

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