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A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back and went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say the whole "F" word, the Rottweiler ate
1996 F-250 XLT Supercab. Black. Edge Evolution tuner, 4" MBRP exhaust, AFE Stage II Intake, Isspro Gauges. "Ol' Black"
2011 F-350 XLT 4x4 Crew Cab. Ranch Hand Legend Front & Rear Bumpers. Forest Green
333 - I'm only half bad!