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post #1 of 10 Old 08-09-2007, 11:30 AM Thread Starter
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Biology Lesson

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back and went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say the whole "F" word, the Rottweiler ate
him!"

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LOL!! That was good.

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Where the heck ya been WD?

I was captured by a band of wild pygmies in Borneo.....either that or I've been too busy working at the local CAT dealer.......

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LOL.... that was a good one!!!!! hahaha

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ive always liked that joke!



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Glad i caught this the second time around!

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