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Old 06-23-2011, 05:45 PM
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THIS IS FUNNY, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LIKE!

Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the sh1t out of Obama again!!
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Old 06-23-2011, 08:27 PM
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:30 PM
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lol. I'd like to smack obama.
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:54 PM
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Good One!!
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Ever seen coffee come out of a grown man's nose?

That was funny.
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THIS IS FUNNY, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LIKE!

Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the sh1t out of Obama again!!
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Ever seen coffee come out of a grown man's nose?

That was funny.
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:39 AM
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