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Old 08-03-2007, 08:29 AM
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FREE BEER joke of the day

Marc in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked

the waitress for a cup of coffee. Marc looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress

nodded "yes," so marc requested that she give Jesus a cup of

coffee, on him.



The next patron to come in was rodslinger with a hunched back. He

shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a

cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that

Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so Rodslinger asked her to ; give Jesus a cup

of hot tea, "My treat."



The third patron to come into the restaurant was Stump on crutches.

He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's

about gettin' me a cold glass of Natural Light?" He, too, looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once

more nodded, so Stump directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of

Natty. "On my bill," he said.



As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by Marc, touched him and

said,"For your kindness, you are healed." Marc felt the strength

come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.



Jesus also passed by Rodslinger, touched him and said, "For your

kindness, you are healed." Rodslinger felt his back straightening up,

and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips

out the door.



Then Jesus walked towards Stump

Stump says "No thanks, I'm on disability

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Old 08-03-2007, 08:32 AM
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LMAO!!! I have got to send this to my wife (the DEM of the house..)
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:38 AM
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HAHAHA - at least I got to read both versions.. thas funny!
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:47 AM
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ROFLMAO

Only a question of time before they read it ....

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Old 08-03-2007, 08:49 AM
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I know.. I'm waitin... am VERY suprised Stumpers hasn't been in here yet....

maybe this will help.....

FREE BEEERRRRRRRR!!!!
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:50 AM
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ROFLMAO

Only a question of time before they read it ....

Ken....

Yeah I know and messing with two Administrators and a Mod probablly is not the smartest thing to do on here.

I have a feeling paybacks will be coming towards me. How ever this is the second joke I did on stump.

Stumps my man Semperfi buddy.
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:51 AM
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.......free beer is free beer
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:54 AM
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:00 AM
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Hilarious.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:16 AM
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I've seen FREE BEER mentioned here 3 times and still no Stump, what's up with that ????

Ken....
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