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post #1 of 4 Old 05-08-2011, 05:21 AM Thread Starter
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Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates

Bin Laden goes to Heaven and he meets St Peter and Bin Laden says, 'who the Hell are you?' (not a good choice of words). St Peter says, 'you mean you don't know who I am?', and Bin Laden says, 'no, really, I haven't a clue'. So St Peter says, 'It doesn't matter as you're not getting in because you've been an awfully bad man. Take the elevator going down to your left'. Then Bin Laden says, 'Does that mean I don't get the 72 virgins?'. St Peter says, 'I'm afraid not. But there are 72 virgin pineapples waiting for you where you're going, and they're not going in your mouth!!!'
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lol thats great and i love that link i can spend hours on those videos

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Thats a good one.

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One of my fellow firefighters posted this one on his facebook a while back...I like this one too!

Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry, God, we got this!"


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