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Old 08-01-2007, 06:58 AM
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Talking Ok, Let's see your best one liners

Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:06 AM
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:15 AM
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What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Is it mine?
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:24 AM
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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:32 AM
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?

It was Dead!
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:34 AM
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What is the difference between a Blonde and a Brunette ???
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That's what I say too! ... What is the difference ?
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:34 AM
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing ... You already told her twice!
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:35 AM
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Why are wedding dresses white?

Isn't that the color of all kitchen appliances?
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:38 AM
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In the interest of being fair to the female gender:

What is the difference between a cigar and a Man?

A cigar last longer, and you can share it with your friends!
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:39 AM
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
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