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Old 08-01-2007, 07:58 AM
DIESEL RACER DIESEL RACER is offline
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Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:06 AM
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A pork chop.
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:15 AM
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What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Is it mine?
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:24 AM
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They get toad.
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:32 AM
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?

It was Dead!
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:34 AM
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That's what I say too! ... What is the difference ?
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:34 AM
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

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Old 08-01-2007, 09:35 AM
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Why are wedding dresses white?

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Old 08-01-2007, 09:38 AM
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In the interest of being fair to the female gender:

What is the difference between a cigar and a Man?

A cigar last longer, and you can share it with your friends!
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:39 AM
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Dead.
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