Ok, Let's see your best one liners

DIESEL RACER · #1 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 06:58 AM

Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.

**TwinTurboStroker** · #2 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 07:06 AM

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

**MrJohnWayne** · #3 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:15 AM

What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Is it mine?

**TwinTurboStroker** · #4 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:24 AM

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

**robertcarmel** · #5 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:32 AM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?

It was Dead!

**robertcarmel** · #6 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:34 AM

What is the difference between a Blonde and a Brunette ???
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That's what I say too! ... What is the difference ?

**robertcarmel** · #7 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:34 AM

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing ... You already told her twice!

**robertcarmel** · #8 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:35 AM

Why are wedding dresses white?

Isn't that the color of all kitchen appliances?

**robertcarmel** · #9 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:38 AM

In the interest of being fair to the female gender:

What is the difference between a cigar and a Man?

A cigar last longer, and you can share it with your friends!

**TwinTurboStroker** · #10 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 08:39 AM

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.

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