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post #1 of 59 Old 08-01-2007, 06:58 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Ok, Let's see your best one liners

Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.
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What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Is it mine?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?

It was Dead!

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Do you know what the hardest part of driving a dodge is? Telling your parents that your gay.
Sold the truck to help pay $1.5M in medical bills! Now I have a F150 6cyl that is slower and gets worse mileage
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What is the difference between a Blonde and a Brunette ???
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That's what I say too! ... What is the difference ?

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Sold the truck to help pay $1.5M in medical bills! Now I have a F150 6cyl that is slower and gets worse mileage
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing ... You already told her twice!

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Why are wedding dresses white?

Isn't that the color of all kitchen appliances?

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In the interest of being fair to the female gender:

What is the difference between a cigar and a Man?

A cigar last longer, and you can share it with your friends!

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