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Old 08-24-2007, 04:56 AM
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what do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, Sinko

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Old 08-24-2007, 04:58 AM
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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:37 AM
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?

It was Dead!

should it be debt?
haha i like it anyway!

-nate
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:18 AM
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If a cop asks you, have you been drinking because your eyes look red. say to him. your eyes look glazed over have you been eating donuts
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why does a chicken cope have only 2 doors, if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:23 AM
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what does a cue ball and a mexican have in common, harder you hit them better there english
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:26 AM
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whats the differance between a lesbian and a chezz-it, one's a snack cracker
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:40 AM
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They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:44 AM
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