Ok, Let's see your best one liners - Page 2

***jwiger*** · #11 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 09:48 AM

What's invisable and smells like carrots...bunny farts

what small and grey and screws in walls.....mice

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb.....two, but how the heck did they get in there?

DIESEL RACER · #12 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 09:55 AM

What did the 0 say to the 8?....."Nice belt"

**TwinTurboStroker** · #13 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIESEL RACER

What did the 0 say to the 8?....."Nice belt"

**TwinTurboStroker** · #14 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 09:58 AM

What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

**TwinTurboStroker** · #15 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIESEL RACER

What did the 0 say to the 8?....."Nice belt"

Hahahaha, never mind it took me a minute!!!

DIESEL RACER · #16 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 10:02 AM

Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? .....17 and under are not admitted

**SMKSTAX** · #17 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 04:17 PM

2 blondes walk into a building. You'd think the first one would have seen it.

**Big AL** · #18 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97168wbstroker

2 blondes walk into a building. You'd think the first one would have seen it.

**Big AL** · #19 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 04:35 PM

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

DIESEL RACER · #20 (**permalink**) 08-01-2007, 04:51 PM

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode