Why the English language is so hard to learn - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

Powerstroke.org is the premier Diesel Truck Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-01-2007, 06:54 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Woodland, MI
Posts: 300
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Why the English language is so hard to learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #2  
Old 08-01-2007, 07:01 AM
im fat and ugly


 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 15,684
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
man i got a college degree and that screwed me up tryin to read
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #3  
Old 08-01-2007, 07:46 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Greenwood, Indiana (Indianapolis)
Posts: 7,241
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to 99Smokin73Stroker Send a message via Yahoo to 99Smokin73Stroker
That's great stuff.

I got four in one!! As I head toward the shed, I bumped my head on a tree branch and shed a tear.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #4  
Old 08-01-2007, 07:53 PM
Banned
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ponca City, Okla
Posts: 1,089
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via MSN to Blue01F250 Send a message via Yahoo to Blue01F250
What a read... or is it read??
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #5  
Old 08-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Still Alive



 

Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Silverdale, WA
Posts: 27,561
Thanks: 5
Thanked 14 Times in 9 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via Skype™ to westcoaststrokin
STOP!!


That is really hard and we all say those kind of things daily.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:40 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

vB.Sponsors