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post #1 of 8 Old 07-31-2007, 04:17 PM Thread Starter
I have excessive flatulance!!
 
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Fred

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
So he asks the biker his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
biker a break and, writ e him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Ding-a-ling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids
used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard
and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be
a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Ding-a-ling, MD."

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school,
got my degree, so then I was Fred Ding-a-ling, MD, DDS." "Got bored!
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and
she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Ding-a-ling, MD, DDS, with VD."
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Ding-a-ling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out
about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took

away my MD leaving me as Fred Ding-a-ling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Ding-a-ling, so now I am Just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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post #2 of 8 Old 07-31-2007, 04:25 PM
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HAHAHAHA thats funny

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post #3 of 8 Old 07-31-2007, 04:28 PM
im fat and ugly


 
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hahah that mad eme chuckle

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post #4 of 8 Old 08-03-2007, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
I have excessive flatulance!!
 
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bump bump bump :]

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post #5 of 8 Old 08-03-2007, 10:42 AM
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Had to show the guys here at work that one!

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lol

ewwww -- how bad would that suck??
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post #7 of 8 Old 08-03-2007, 11:27 AM
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Hahahaha.....I wonder if that would really work?hahaha j/k.........but seriously

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post #8 of 8 Old 08-03-2007, 11:35 AM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 
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hahahaha Thats pretty good

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