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post #1 of 26 Old 07-31-2007, 10:08 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Is This a Good 'Resimay'

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary
job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and
do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and
no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary
but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but
find that I Offen can get a job thru
my persinalety. My salerery is open
so we can discus wat you want to
pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in
advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit
short - below is a pickture of me.




















Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check


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THANK GOD FOR SPELL CHECK...lol

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She is going to NEEED a F250 to haul those things!

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Do you know what the hardest part of driving a dodge is? Telling your parents that your gay.
Sold the truck to help pay $1.5M in medical bills! Now I have a F150 6cyl that is slower and gets worse mileage
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She is going to NEEED a F250 to haul those things!

F-250 I was thinking an F-650


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post #5 of 26 Old 07-31-2007, 10:23 AM
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I was kinda being selfish, and thinking I would help her with her morning commute! If the 2-fitty breaks I'll get a sick-fitty!

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Do you know what the hardest part of driving a dodge is? Telling your parents that your gay.
Sold the truck to help pay $1.5M in medical bills! Now I have a F150 6cyl that is slower and gets worse mileage
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When can she start.

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two things about that:
1. hooked ebonics worked for her
2. brings new meaning to "over the shoulder boulder holder".

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post #8 of 26 Old 07-31-2007, 10:44 AM
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oh that right there was good!!!!!!!!!!

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post #9 of 26 Old 07-31-2007, 11:30 AM
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only thing she needs to hold them up is me

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post #10 of 26 Old 07-31-2007, 11:34 AM
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who you kiddin scot, youd thow that resume in the can

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